starpatches:

hat issues

somanybadcustomers:

*Customer walks up to me while I’m ringing someone else*

Customer: Excuse me?

Me: I’ll be right with you.

Customer: I just have a quick question!

Me: *looks at the lady I’m ringing*

Lady: Just help her… She’s obviously in a rush.

Me: What’s your question, ma’am?

Customer: What time do you…

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

joeleglaive:

bluexinsanity:

ashenmelody:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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current mood: the bartender from durarara

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current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
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Current mood: bartender from snk

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Current mood: bartender from K project

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Current mood: bartenders from Paprika

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mushroom-just-one:

This is why Wario is the best Mario character