zee-art-fart:

c’mon Peter he told you his reflexes were fast

driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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witchinghole:

New Goal in Life:

make a man so turned on he cries

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
theblacklacedandy:

thehappysorceress:

The Addams Family by Beatrice Bencivenni

eeeeee how cute!!!

leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

(Source: sassyrocket)

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye)