imagine you actually use the pick-up line ‘Bang! There goes my heart, now you’ve got to take responsibility for this Mukuro!” whenever she walks by. After a while she kind of just gives in and mumbles that the whole thing was very cheesy, but still kind of cute and that’s the only reason she’s even giving you a chance.
imagine Komaeda making you a cup of your favorite tea or coffee, wrapping you up in a blanket, and offering to go out and buy you your favorite flavor of ice-cream because he just wants you to feel better and he is willing to watch all seven of your favorite movies if it guarantees that you’ll be ok.
but how the fuck did he get in my house
he back flipped through the window duh
imagine Sakura taking her kids to come train with her at the gym. She has them all wear matching cute sweatsuits and while she runs on the treadmill or lifts weights, they cheer her on with shouts of “Go Mommy!” and “You’re the best!”. Afterwords, when it’s nap time, she carries them off to bed and gives each of them a kiss on the forehead goodnight.
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read